Michael Hayne is a working Voice Artist with a pretty impressive resume (if he does say so himself). After winning multiple High School Talent shows and booking his first major voiceover impressions gig at the age of 20, Michael Hayne always had a knack for doing different voices and impressions. He thought they would either make him famous or get him confined to a padded cell. As long as that padded cell serves Starbucks and has wifi.
Michael has performed his impressions and voices at comedy clubs and theaters all over NYC and NJ, including an off-broadway bio on Mark Twain. Additionally, he's performed impressions for web series, podcasts on the Progressive Voices Network, and SiriusXM. He even toked on TV in a Nat Geo special. If you're reading this and your Jeff Sessions, it wasn't really Michael toking. Also, why the hell are you reading my profile, Jeff Sessions! Along with the creative direction and editing skills of superbada$$ M. Stephen Gardner, Michael made Trump Fatigue Syndrome, which was a live-action comedy that mocked our obsession with Trump. The comedy video was featured on the Daily Kos and Huffington Post.
He's been performing mostly political stand-up for years, including many a performance with the Nationally-Touring comedy show Laughing Liberally he also produces an extension of Laughing Liberally at venues in New Jersey.
And since he can't stick to one thing, Michael is also a writer. In 2008, he co-wrote an award-nominated comedy. He's also contributed political commentary and humor all over the web, including Salon, Alternet, Rewire, Cagle Media, and many more.
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